Anything I could have subtitled this post wouldn’t have been funny enough; so I just decided screw it, I’ll make it painfully straighforward. That way I’m still being clever. By not being clever.
Ahem.
Stage 3
Hair technician: Oisin (again)
Positives: It’s red!
Negatives: It’s a bit too red.
There’ll be oodles of noodles photos on flickr, once I’m bothered to sort them out. At a rough count we took almost 300 pictures over the three days - far more than any normal man should take of himself in a year 
Too red you say, you won’t be saying that when it goes kinda pink
SOOOO FAKE - FOTOSHOPPED!