Lightspeed Blog

I couldn’t allow a whole month to go by without a blog post - not that 29 days isn’t also shocking, but because I happen to know that one month is the precise amount of time it takes for a blog to die of malnutrition; and I’ll be damned if this one is ready to join its brothers and sisters up in blog heaven.

Even though I’m on a strict time limit here, administering vital prose to Lightspeed Blog through an IV drip, I’ve still managed to cook up something of unimaginable mirth for you, my faithful readers, to enjoy. I have a history of making odd facial expressions in photographs, and this Stephen’s Day in Club 92 was no exception.

So, without further ado or pleonasm, I present to you: LOLEugene - The next great internet meme.

I can has internet notoriety?

I was apprehensive at first using the word “drunkennesses” - it’s clearly more than a little made up. A quick googling later though, I was reassured that not only was it in common use… it’s even in the Bible?!

I promise to update more, internet, once my life goes into the adrenaline-fuelled interest explosion I just know it will in oh-eight. And if not, at least there’ll probably be a few more pictures like the above by Tuesday morning…

(If you were puzzled, perplexed or even outraged at the above, I should explain that it’s a homage of sorts to something called LOLCats. But really, if you sincerely don’t know what a LOLCat is by now you’re not very good at the internet. What are you doing on my obscure blog? That’s like hiking up Mount Everest before you learn how to cross the road. Go watch Salad Fingers before you do anything else.)