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Hair Dye III - The Last One, Wherein I Dye My Hair Its Final Colour

Anything I could have subtitled this post wouldn’t have been funny enough; so I just decided screw it, I’ll make it painfully straighforward. That way I’m still being clever. By not being clever.

Ahem.

Stage 3

Hair technician: Oisin (again)
Positives: It’s red!
Negatives: It’s a bit too red.

There’ll be oodles of noodles photos on flickr, once I’m bothered to sort them out. At a rough count we took almost 300 pictures over the three days - far more than any normal man should take of himself in a year :o

Hair Dye II - Dye Harder

Donal already sort of spoiled the pun in the title (which I was saving up for two days), but I still feel my version adds a certain something. Donal, you may have beat me to the punch here; but in a battle of puns, I always have the last laugh :D

Sorry the first post about this process was a bit sparse, but that was because I had the most intense headache I’ve had in years… who know putting corrosive substances on your head for an extended period of time could have negative side effects? Shocking!

Stage 2

Hair technician: Oisin
Positives: Actually blonde now, instead of blondish/orange/undefined. My hair still didn’t fall out.
Negatives: My scalp feels tingly all the time.

The next step is the last, but since Oisin is my self-declared stylist from now on I have to wait until he’s free next. Not to mention that if I put more dye in my hair anytime soon there could be… problems.

Hair Dye I - The Blondening

Part 1 in a 3-part series.

Stage 0

More of a prologue than an actual chapter in this adventure, this was my hair before anything happened to it.

Hair before

Hair technician: Genetics/Evolution/God
Positives: Ol’ reliable. Has worked reasonably well in the past.
Negatives: Boring. Not Aryan enough. If I stick with it I won’t have anything to blog about.

Clearly, black’s gotta go…

Stage 1

Hair after first blonde dye

Hair technician: Angry Gill
Positives: Not that horrible orange colour. My hair didn’t fall out.
Negatives: Used the wrong kind of bleach (apparently). Still a bit uneven, and not light enough. Tony O’Gara got mad at us.

Tomorrow I’m putting in more bleach.

There are more photos than you could possibly want to see over on flickr.

My House Is Full Of Useless Tools

After spending almost half an hour searching for a bike pump in my family’s “toolbox” (actually a three-tiered set of plastic drawers, filled with more random miscelania than tools) I decided to take on the task of sorting it out. Instead of trying to put my experience into words, I’ve just compiled a list of some of the things I found:

  • over 30 Allen keys
  • 15 screwdrivers, mostly broken
  • 3 broken hammers
  • An entire unraveled roll of masking tape
  • The wheel from a long-dead computer desk
  • lots of painting equipment (not technically tools)
  • knitting needles, children’s toys and stationary (definately not tools)
  • mountains of mixed screws, nails, washers and nuts
  • an unpleasant sticky residue at the bottom of each drawer.

What sort of family needs more than 30 Allen keys? No family, that’s who. There’s only about 12 types. Any more than that is just showing off.

Toolbox

That picture is about half way through the sort - I’m trying to compress everything into the small toolbox on the far left. Yes, I’m sifting through piles of filthy old tools on my family’s kitchen table.

I was almost done when I came across this supposed “tool”. Far from being a handy DIY utensil, it looks like its only use is to kill another man in prison:

Prison Shiv

Well at least now when I want to shiv someone for using the last of the milk, I won’t have to waste time looking for a suitable weapon…

Everybody Wants To Be Internet Famous

If you’re not familiar with the concept of egosurfing, it involves typing your own name into Google and checking if any of the results relate to you. It seems vain and self-centred, but almost everyone I’ve asked about it admits to it openly so I’m going to just come out and say it - I’m an avid egosurfer. I’ve googled myself on many occasions, although most attempts were pretty unremarkable until the first result for “Eugene Kenny” became my bebo page. I realise it’s not exactly ranking first for John Smith, but it sure rubs my ego the right way.

I also quite like this.

Anyway, that was all just a lead up to telling you the following story. A few days ago, Donal Troddyn googled Donal Troddynand came across something odd: it seems he had published a book, A Treatise on Language Volume Two, without being aware of it. That he managed to write an entire volume, consider there to be still more in the field worth discussing and pen a second tome, all without any aspect of the task leaving his subconscious seemed slightly implausible; but the fact that brainyencyclopedia.com clearly cited him as a reference on their page on ambiguity is pretty strong evidence.

The truth, as it turned out, was slightly more convoluted; Donal had mischievously edited the wikipedia entry on ambiguity years ago, and it was promptly deleted. (Here’s the original edit. It stayed on there for 5 months!) Then brainyencyclopedia.com, despite their implicit abundance of brains, had decided to shamelessly pilfer their content from wikipedia; and they just so happened to do so while the fictional quote was in place. To add to the bedlam even further, several other websites then in turn copied brainyencyclopedia, including one translation into Czech (which I can’t seem to find right now :( ).

Donal blogged about the incident here, albeit with slightly more brevity.

Aside from being unfathomably hilarious, this does actually highlight the weakness of wikipedia as a serious source of information; while most vandalism is immediately noticeable, some could easily slip into your presumed collection of facts or a hastily prepared arts essay. I think Tycho of Penny Arcade may have said it best:

“What you’ve proposed is a kind of quantum encyclopedia, where genuine data both exists and doesn’t exist depending on the precise moment I rely upon your discordant f**king mob for my information.”

While I don’t endorse the vandalism of wikipedia, this website seems to make a bizarre sort of sense.

Projects & Parcels

Damn! It seems I broke my unintentional post-every-two-days schedule.

I started a Projects page where I’ll keep track of anything I’m working on at the moment. I’m hoping it will foster new levels of productivity on the grounds that if I do nothing for a while, the internet will know.

Since this post needs some actual content, here are some pictures of an envelope my dad made for me out of a paper Dunnes Stores bag and some tape. Somehow it slipped past me all these years that he was, in fact, MacGyver:

Well, I was impressed.

I wasted far too much time reading this while writing this.

Batman Returns?

I have a long and illustrious career as a fancy-dress Batman - as seen here, here, here and - if you look hard enough - here. Unfortunately, my partially home-made Batman costume is showing its age, and I think this Halloween it just might be time to take off utility belt and dress up as something else for a change.

I was somehow coerced into giving serious consideration to the following costume, my complete lack of personal finances being the only barrier between me and some serious mystery solving:

Scooby Doobie Doo!

However, since my overall net worth at the moment is approximately -€520, if anyone out there has any low budget costume ideas I’d really appreciate them. (No need to suggest Backwards Clothes Man or Covered In Toilet Paper Man - they’re already in the “maybe” list)

I Can’t Get No Sleep…

I just noticed you can’t see the time I post things on here, but it’s currently 7:10am. Not because I got up early, but rather because I stayed up late. Oh dear. This has been happening quite a bit lately - maybe a 28-hour day schedule would solve all my problems…

Since I’m in that awkward stage where it’s too late to go to sleep but too early to start the day, I’m going to write a bit about two fantastic bands I’ve come across recently - Attica! Attica! and Neurosonic.

Attica! Attica! is an American musician named Aaron Scott with a fancy pseudonym. It’s somewhere between punk and that “singer-songwritery” sound (I’m bad with genres); but however you classify it, Dried Skin/Dead Blood is an album filled with notably emotional music, played with a diverse range of instruments and styles, and one I haven’t been able to turn off since I got it - I’m averaging about 4 complete listens a day(!).

Specific things I like about the album include:

  • The parallel between the first and last song
  • The frequency of vocal harmonies, non-standard chords and timing changes
  • The not-so-subtle sarcastic take on overzealous American patriotism on Way Down in Gitmo
  • The sparsity at certain points, e.g. Mint and Tyres is just guitar and vocals, and We’ll Always Be Home is organ and vocals

I suppose I could compose a similar list for Neurosonic’s album, but it would probably consist mainly of:

  • The ferocious, balls-out rock
  • The ferocious, balls-out rock
  • The ferocious, balls-out rock
  • etc. etc.

Although, once I stopped listening to the ridiculously catchy yet heavily metal-influenced first couple of tracks over and over, the album actually comes out with some slightly more standard tracks. Me Myself and I has a very radio-friendly feel to it, without becoming bland; So Now You Know could have come straight from My Chemical Romance’s last album. Overall it varies enough that each track is distinct but the album as a whole doesn’t sound disjointed. Thanks to Oisin for introducing me to them! (Showing me their music, not setting up a meeting)

This entry has taken ages to write because of frequent spacing out and a record level of mid-blog yawning - I’m starting to think maybe it’s a bad idea to wildly mess with my sleeping schedule. More words when I’m completely conscious…

Antiquated Flash

Earlier, I thought to myself: as a fledging blog, I need content. At the moment all this space consists of is a very “meta” first post and a hastily designed header image - I need something concrete, and not just a link to some insanely addictive flash game or hilarious youtube video (although rest assured there will be plenty of those.)

As I was mulling this over I started poking around on my hard drive. I have a folder called “dump” in my root directory where I put anything I can’t find a place for/haven’t bothered with yet - the result being that everywhere else on my computer is nicely organised, other than this sprawling hole of infinite chaos. Stumbling through arcane and illogical directory structures, I came across a folder called “Old Flash”; inside was another folder called Old Flash, which housed yet another folder labelled “Misc.” (see what I mean about disorganisation?) Inside this folder, however, lay - no, not more irrelevant folders - but all of my old flash projects from 5 years ago! I was in school studying for the leaving cert at the time, and needed something to distract me, so I started to teach myself ActionScript to make some flash games.

So, I present to you, 17-year-old Eugene’s rudimentary version of pong. You can play against the computer, or another player; W and D are player 1, while Up and Down control player 2. Whatever you do, don’t press ‘I’ - you’ll get stuck in an incomplete Instructions page :P

You need the flash player plugin to view this webpage

(N.B. This isn’t my only foray into publishing my flash work - a game of mine called Orb Catcher is available on Newgrounds here. It’s published under my brother’s name, since I didn’t want to put it up because it wasn’t “ready” - and he disagreed. I found an unfinished “Orb Catcher v2.0″ project in with the above pong game, but it looks like someone already beat me to it!)

Hello World!

Since everyone seems to be getting into blogging these days, I thought I’d jump on the blogwagon and start one up myself.

For starters I’m going to link to one of my favourite blogs: The Sneeze. I’d recommend starting off with Steve, Don’t Eat It! and Reviews You Can Use - but almost anything on there is pretty much guaranteed to put a smile on your face. And then cause you to giggle uncontrollably and/or wet yourself.

(I realise the silliness of linking to a bigger, better blog in my first post; but I’m pushed for time preparing for NWERC 2007 - more on that later)